Waiter story

[wonderman]

My brother claims he found a toenail in his pasta a few years back. The restaurant disputed it but did replace his dish

[NutterButter]

My wife overhead two waiters talking in a Mexican restaurant. She is fluent in Spanish and she swears she heard one waiter tell the other that he just farted on a burrito. It wasn't the most high end of restaurants and we have no idea what caused him to do that because nobody was making a fuss over the food

[greenpeace]

I am going to start only eating at diners where i can visibly see the person making my food

[YogiBear]

my wife was having lunch with workmates last Friday when the waiter asked an overweight woman when she was expecting. My wife says that she had never felt that awful.

[Pat Simon]

I was at a restaurant in Dallas a few years ago when the the fire sprinklers malfunctioned and went off while we were eating. Talk about chaos. Everybody in the restaurant had to come back the next day for a refund. The place went out of business not even six months later